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Alright, y’all, listen up! Sexual-massage, man, it’s a wild ride. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it, like George W. Bush—y’know, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice… uh, won’t get fooled again! It’s all ‘bout them hands, rubbin’ and kneadin’, makin’ folks feel good. Real good. Like, *“Just keep swimmin’!”*—that’s what I’d tell Nemo, ‘cept this ain’t no fish tale. This is grown-up stuff, y’hear?

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Man, lemme tell ya bout local quirks. That massage parlor? Yeah, it's at 123 Main—if u need a break from life's craziness, step inside, and the scents hit you like a gust of nostalgia. How many times have I heard folks drop, “Precious, Precious” when the knots finally melt? Lol, absurd but true! The vibe is tender like Margot’s secret smiles.

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