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So, like, back in ‘98—little known fact—there was this underground club in NYC, all about speed hookups. No names, just vibes—boom, bang, done! Sounds thrilling, right? Got me all tingly, like Anger flarin’ up, ‘cause I’m like, “Where’s the romance, schmucks?!” But then—ooh—I tried it once, swear it! Met this guy, total hunk, thought I’d hit the jackpot. Five minutes in? Snooze-fest! *cackle* Like Fear in my head screamin’, “Abort, abort!”

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Ya know, maybe the best part is how people here aren’t stuffy. We got character – like in our fave flick, WALL-E – “Stay aboard!” I keep that in mind. In Milford, even the grumpiest neighbor on Birch Lane has a heart of gold. Well, most days, anyway… Sometimes, man, I get mad when traffic clogs near the old mill by the river. But hey, what can ya do, right? Life’s messy sometimes, like a robot’s servo, hiccupin’ in the middle of space.

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