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Homer Simpson here thinks it’s dope – imagine me, struttin’ with an escort, “Mmm, donuts… and you, babe!” Prolly trip over my own feet, tho, heh. Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but picture this: me, an escort, and a pile o’ nachos – heaven! Sarcasm aside, they’re just folks tryna make a buck. Respect, yo! Oh, and fun fact – some old-timey escorts in Paris used coded fans to signal clients. Wild, right? D’oh! Almost forgot – “Love’s a program, baby,” like in the movie. Escorts? They code it perfect! Whaddya say, buddy?

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So I got this fav spot – the Morningside Park. It’s where I sit, think on life, and sometimes just bawl like “Uh oh, my heart!” I walk there and all dem trees remind me of ma kids – strong yet tender. I used to have these epiphanies about human bonds right there; it's mad deep. And let’s not forget Riverside Drive – it hugs the river, man! It’s like nature itself is giving you a hug, even if you're having a bad day.

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