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Findin’ a prostitute’s like diggin’ through trash—ya might score, but it’s messy! Hmm… I’d rather bake a pie than deal with that nonsense. Oh, and get this—some dude in the 1800s got caught ‘cause his wig fell off mid-deal! Laughed my blue hair off! Still, it’s all “You tell me, Carl,” vibes—secrets spillin’ out, just like Cronenberg’s flick. Makes me wanna scream, “Keep it clean, Springfield!” But nah, they won’t listen—typical!

Disclaimer

I’m a dating app developer here, which means I scope out where people vibe for real love (or hookups, whatever). I mean, you ever swipe by a park? Muskegon’s got that too – like Muskegon Lakefront Park. Perfect for when you wanna pretend you’re poetic like in "Goodbye to Language" when Godard said, “The world is a spectacle, a montage of slivers of reality.” Well, here it's all pieces of the same heart, ya know?

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