Ivy Niles Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Oh, and fave quirky thought? If I was in *Werckmeister*, I’d be the whale—just sittin’ there, judgin’ everyone’s bad choices. Ha! So yeah, my advice, swiftie to swiftie—don’t be a Jodie, don’t let the darkness win. Stash your coins, dream big, and tell the “whores” of the world to step up or step off. Love ya, mean it—now go slay!

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Oh my God, I'm dating a whore! Niles: If all goes well, in two weeks I shall storm the citadel of her womanhood.

The local dives at 12th & Elm? They're punk rock sanctuaries. You get your drink and a dose of reality – sarcasm, drunks, and let me tell ya, the truths of human too-much-lovin'. I mean, I'm a sexologist – I see the raw, unfiltered human need and decay. It's like watchin' a never-ending tragicomedy on repeat. It makes me laugh sometimes. All random, all wild.

Beatrice Ritchey, Niles, Ohio