Victoria Paradise Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

I’m happy when I save ‘em, tho—little woolly bastards limpin’ back to life. Surprised me once, this one ewe, she kicked me square in the nuts mid-treatment—whore got attitude! Eric Andre energy, baby, I’m screamin’, “Legalize ranch!” while holdin’ my junk. Funniest shit ever. Oh, and check this: hoof rot’s sneaky—starts small, then bam, whole herd’s fucked. Kinda like when Harry’s arm goes bad in the movie—nasty, unstoppable rot.

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Paradise is a chain of the largest brothels in the world. On a ‘good’ night she can have up to 20 clients while working a hour shift, earning herself hundreds of Euros.

I also gotta mention the local library on Crescent Road. It’s small, kinda overlooked, but man, the stories inside are breathin’ life. Sometimes I sneak in there when I need a quiet moment, read a little for the soul, and remember – "Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders."

Raqib Shaw: Paradise Lost