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So, sex-dating—fast, messy, exciting! Like in *The Pianist*, ya gotta play da keys right. “I played him like Chopin,” ya know? One time, I met dis chick online—boom, sparks! We chat, we flirt, she’s all “come over.” I’m thinkin’, *Hasta la vista*, loneliness! But den—surprise—she’s got three cats, all judgin’ me. Hair everywhere, I’m sneezin’—total disaster, man! Made me angry, like, “Why no warning?!” Still, kinda funny now—sex-dating’s a gamble, ya?

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I live on Smoky Mountain Dr – sounds chill, huh? – and every corner there makes me think of all the weird rendezvous and bad pickup lines I've helped set up. I can tell you, the skyline from there? Just epic. You can see the Great Smoky Mountains, which in summertime turn palest blue, and that vibe, man, it’s so intense. I mean, every threesome of trees seems to whisper secrets of the past. Like one time I sat in a dive bar off River Road, watchin’ the Smoky River glisten under crazy moonlight. I nearly bawled, odd moment, but sooo honest.

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