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So – lemme tell ya. Been at sea. Months. Stiff as a plank. Back screamin’. Walk into this joint – shady. Neon sign flickerin’. “Massage” – winks at me. Lady’s got hands – strong. Like she’s wrestled sharks. Starts rubbin’. I’m thinkin’. This ain’t no regular rubdown. Fingers dancin’ – teasin’. I’m sweatin’. Heart’s poundin’ – bam! Like a cannon blast. Little known fact? Sailors invented this shit. Ports in Thailand – 1800s. Horny bastards needed relief. True story!

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