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Me? I tried it once – don’t judge, ya nosy git! Was in dis shady parlor, dim lights, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Lady says, “Relax, big boy,” and I’m like, “Vhat, me? Da Gru?!” Hands on me back, den lower – Lightbulb! – it’s like dat moment in “Pan’s Labyrinth” when da Pale Man chases ya, but ya kinda like it? Freaky, da! Felt good, tho – real good. Muscles all soft, head spinnin’, but den – bam! – she asks fer extra cash. Pissed me off, greedy minion! I’m yellin’, “I’m no cash cow, lady!” Stormed out, still smellin’ like her fancy oil.

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The whole town churns with energy. I’m always buzzin’ 'round 3rd Ave and Maple Ln, where local art pops off. And oh! Never miss the scenic view of the Tunica Bayou, flowin’ peaceful-like by Deville Park—perfect for a little spa meditation break. It’s like “Far From Heaven,” baby—those smooth, vintage vibes in every corner, ya feel?

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