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Zen pause… Wahoo’s meat? Juicy, white, melts in your mouth. Tastes like freedom, if freedom had fins. Cooked one once, got all teary – happy tears, man! Reminds me of Amélie’s café scenes, “A tiny gesture changes everything…” That fish changed my damn day! One more thing… it’s got these razor teeth, sneaky bastards – bit a dude’s finger clean off in ‘98, true story. Surprised the hell outta me when I read that, like, who knew?!

The Hooker River in Aoraki Mount Cook National Park, Aotearoa New Zealand

Hooker River, Aoraki/Mt Cook National Park. Old Hooker River Bridge Abutment.

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya 'bout River-Park (us) – it's a wild ride! I've been livin’ here for yonks, and as a womens' counselor, I’ve seen all the ins and outs – the good, the bad, and the downright nutty. It's like bein' in your very own Before Sunset moment, ya know? "Isn’t it strange how we all hold a small piece of the same puzzle?" Yeah, that's the vibe!

Resident River Parking Pass Registration Going Digital – Sticker-less Process Begins April 1st