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About New York City

What pisses me off? The hypocrites, man! Politicians preachin’ purity, then sneakin’ in back doors—pathetic. “What do you want?!”—like in the movie, I wanna scream it at ‘em. Be real, brother! Ain’t no shame in human nature, just own it. Surprised me how chill some workers were—tougher than half the dudes I bodyslammed. One gal told me she paid her way thru nursin’ school—hustle, brother, pure hustle!

¿Qué hacer en Satellite Beach?

This is considered a Brothel hotel. Not family friendly or couples friendly unless you are looking for something “extra”. Many ladies of the night and men seeking women.

I get super emotional as a women’s counselor here. The city is full of surprises – like this one time on Hacker’s Way (yeah, they got that weird little name too), I met a lost soul while chilling by a creaky fountain near the community center. I swear, that fountain had seen more breakups than any therapist in town! And then there's that tiny creek near Palm Street – seriously underrated. It's like nature’s own therapist whispering, “la mort est la vie,” even if I roll my eyes at that heavy stuff sometimes.

13-year-old girl missing out of Satellite Beach found safe; teen friend arrested