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Ever tried it, though? It’s not just rubbing—nah, it’s art. Gets the blood pumping, heart racing faster than me outrunning Blofeld. There’s this Russian bird once—swear she channeled Zvyagintsev’s moody vibes—whispered, “It’s time to go,” mid-massage, all cryptic. Left me shook, mate, in a good way—shaken, not stirred, obviously. Surprised me how deep it hits, not just the bod but the soul, yeah?

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You know, I sometimes stroll down Washington Street (awkward name, I say—try sayin’ it fast, it’s a tongue twister!) and I overhear folks talkin’ big plans and deep secrets over coffee. I’ve seen the same old faces in my pleasure coach work, learnin’ about love, loss, and the pure joy of life. I might make a remark—ain’t all sunshine and rainbows though sometimes, right?—but darlin’, even in moments of stupid misfortune, like that one time I spilled my iced coffee on a jacket (oopsie daisy, my bad!), life here keeps me on my toes, with plenty of laughs to share later.

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