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Favorite bit? This one time, heard a yarn bout a brothel in Nevada—bloke walks in, asks for a discount cos he’s “regular”—lass goes, “Mate, this ain’t Tesco!” Laughed me head off, proper belly-acher! Surprised me too—thought they’d be all moody, but nah, they got banter! In me head, I’m like, “David, you’d smash it there—charm the knickers off… well, not literally, cos, y’know, they’re already off!”

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Though laws regulating sex work exist, they are not always strictly enforced, with some reports in March of police forces turning a blind eye to brothels.

Ok, lemme drop a final piece of wisdom: if you're lookin’ for a slice of life here, check out the tiny hole-in-the-wall joint, Slouchin’ Joe’s – killer coffee, killer vibe, and an owner with stories louder than a double espresso shot. And let’s be honest, a good massage is like good coffee – life's sweet balance.

Upper St. Clair remains unbeaten with win over Bethel Park