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So, I’m thinkin’, why’s this so damn tricky? Prostitution’s old as dirt—fun fact: ancient Babylon had temple gals, sacred sex workers, pullin’ in clients for the gods. Wild, right? Nowadays, it’s all dark web links and shady X posts—half the time you’re dodgin’ bots or cops. Pisses me off, honestly—can’t we just hyperloop this shit? Streamline it, make an app—call it “Gigahooker”—swipe right, boom, done. Efficiency, people! But nah, we’re stuck in 2025, still playin’ hide-and-seek like it’s 1999.

The Secret Service scandals, explained

Jack threw nude pool parties with interns in the White House and had sex with prostitutes in elevators while the Secret Service guarded the door.

At my spa – we’re tucked on Serenity Blvd – I run daily sessions, help folks unwind. Sometimes, my clients ask if I ever get tired of the fancy city lights or the non-stop buzz. I tell ‘em, “Nah, life here is like that movie – full of separation and union, conflict and peace… but always honest.” I might rant, "I mean, c’mon, it's just bruh awesome!"

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