Avery Willows Whore ❤️

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Oi, ya little minions! Dis is Gru, ya know, me! Talkin’ bout dem prostitutes, yah? Lightbulb! I got tings to say, listen up! So, I luv dat movie, *4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days* – dark, messy, real, yah? Reminds me of dis one time, dis prostitute, she was tough, like Otilia in da flick, runnin’ round, dodgin’ cops, makin’ deals. “Be careful, don’t get caught!” – dat’s what I’d yell, but nah, she’s sly, like cat, yah?

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I am so excited that Whore is finally LIVE! Get it now at the release price of $ (prices will go up to $ later this week).

Sometimes I get mad, when people litter near the Bridge on Sunset. I’m like, “Stop, like, literally ruin the vibe!” It’s not cute. Yet, sometimes random acts of kindness make me super happy—like when a stranger held the door open on 5th St. and said, “You, like, totally inspire me,” which was, like, straight out of a quirky rom-com.

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