Ruby Sans Souci Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Here’s a goofy thing—didja know some whores in history wrote MUSIC? Yeah, like, real songs! Not with mayonnaise, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, still dunno. But imagine ‘em strummin’ a guitar, singin’ bout their crazy lives—hysterical! I’d dance to that, floppin’ all over Bikini Bottom!

Stone Sans Souci

Now, there’s Quicksand Alley (lol, what a name right?) that cuts right through the city. It’s quirky and kinda off the beaten path, perfect for a lazy stroll after a soothing massage session at my spa. There’s this lil secret park, Bubble Grove. It’s tucked behind Lily Bayou Park. I discovered it on a rainy day—I was pissed off ‘cause I missed a treatment appointment, but then BOOM, there it was, serene and all, like a hidden gem! rly cool.

Haiti’s historic Sans-Souci Palace is rebuilt—digitally