Hazel Adelaide Whore ❤️

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Yo, how you doin’? So, check this - I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, right, and not just any whore, but *the* whore vibe, ya know? Like, Grand Budapest Hotel style, classy but sneaky, all fancy suits and secrets. That movie’s my jam, Wes Anderson killin’ it with them pastel colors and sharp lines. Whores got that same energy sometimes - all dolled up, lookin’ like they runnin’ the lobby, but bam, they got a hustle goin’ under the table. Like, “Zero, fetch me my slippers,” but make it sexy and shady, ya dig?

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WE WON AN AWARD!!!! Madonna/Whore is the recipient of the Pebble Trust International Touring Award at Brighton Fringe This means.

My favorite hangout? Glenelg Beach, ya feel me? Sand, sea, and sunsets that kill the stress of the day. But hold up – there’s more! Even places like North Terrace and its fancy museums got soul. True art, just like in The Dark Knight, where every line's got a purpose. I swear sometimes, the city feels like Gotham – mysterious and edgy, with a touch of hope even when the night feels dark.

Police Respond to Serious Crash on Goodwood Rd, Adelaide