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Then there’s the weird shit—heard a tale ‘bout a brothel in Lys, where they train girls to cry on command. Tears for extra gold, fuckin’ wild! Customers lap it up, think it’s real passion. Made me chuckle, then gag—pathetic sods. “I’ve seen spirits in the trees,” Boonmee’d say, but I’ve seen spirits in them whores—rum-soaked and desperate. One time, this bloke—big as a horse—passed out mid-shag. Girls robbed him blind, left him in the street. Laughed my arse off, happiest I’d been all week.

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I run a spa here, so I see every crack. Look at the quirky benches on Heritage Square – every one tells a damn story; the locals gossip like crazy. I had a client once, a pompous twit from Cape Town, moaning about the "inferior cut of life". I nearly spat, "Wake up, you idiot sandwich!" But then I thought, like in Spirited Away, even the smallest moments matter, yeah? Really sweet shit.

KXRA/Alexandria Cardinal Sports Reports: May 5th through 9th, 2025