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What gets my tail twitchin’ tho—some folks pay BIG bucks for this! Like, hundreds! For a rubdown with a “happy endin’.” Pfft, I’d rather buy a lifetime supply’a carrot cake. But damn, when it’s good? Hoo boy, it’s like floatin’ through that bathhouse in the sky—pure magic, doc! “I’m not afraid of anything!”—that’s me, meltin’ into a puddle, no shame.

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I run a spa here, so I see every crack. Look at the quirky benches on Heritage Square – every one tells a damn story; the locals gossip like crazy. I had a client once, a pompous twit from Cape Town, moaning about the "inferior cut of life". I nearly spat, "Wake up, you idiot sandwich!" But then I thought, like in Spirited Away, even the smallest moments matter, yeah? Really sweet shit.

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