Brooklyn Alexandria Whore ❤️❤️

About Pretoria

Ok, so, “whore” – old as dirt, right? Back in medieval times, these gals (and dudes, surprise!) were hustlin’ in taverns, dodgin’ churchy types. Little factoid for ya – in old England, they called ‘em “strumpets,” ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a goof. But serious, it’s wild – some whores were secretly spies! Like, sneakin’ secrets between the sheets. Blows my mind, hmm…! Imagine that in “A Serious Man” – Larry’s all, “I’m tryin’ to be a serious man,” and bam, his wife’s a whore-spy. Ha!

Tecnically a whore

I knew when I first saw you, you'd fuck like a whore! You'd fuck like a whore! Hope they hear you scream for more, yeah!

Let me tell ya – I’ve had mad days here. One minute I'm calming a stressed-out client with a massage, the next I'm dodging loud street music near Liberty Park. It spurred anger; I nearly yelled, "Move it, idiot sandwich!" But life’s too funny, ya know? The drama here reminds me of Miyazaki’s work – bursting with unexpected twists and deep magical moments.

City of Alexandria wins 2025 Better Practice Award from U.S. Department of Energy