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And the places doin’ this now—shady, man! You walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, and I’m thinkin’, “Am I gettin’ a massage or joinin’ a cult?” Last time I tried—okay, I didn’t, but IF I did—I’d be like, “Keep it pro, lady, I’m not Gigolo Joe here!” Y’know, that slick robot from the movie? “I know what the ladies like”—ha! I’d be the opposite, all twitchy, “Don’t know what I like! Stop guessin’!” Pretty, pretty bad vibes, I’d say.

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I mean, every corner of this city is like a page from some battered, existential script – “Everything is just gluey time and space!” I get all amped sometimes ‘cause while my work lets me take the edge off, life here can hit you like a freight train. Sometimes I’m like, “Eat my shorts, man!” just when things get too intense or hilariously off.

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