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About Bloemfontein

So, sexual-massage—it’s old as hell. Bet ya didn’t know ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it some fancy “massage for the soul” bullshit. Soul, my ass—it’s about gettin’ off, let’s be real! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “How do I get me some of that?”—‘cause I deserve it, dammit! Respect my authoritah! And then I’m like, wait, this kinda reminds me of *Amour*, ya know, my fave movie. That old dude, Georges, he’s all gentle with Anne, touchin’ her careful-like when she’s sick. “I’ll take care of you,” he says, all soft and shit. Sexual-massage ain’t that deep, but it’s still hands on, makin’ ya feel alive—or horny, whatever.

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I’m not lying, sometimes my head spins with all these crazy little moments. My professional ears (uh, brain) captures all the family drama like background noise in a Wes Anderson montage – quirky, melodic, and sometimes absurdly touching. Life’s messy. Like, boom, one moment you’re chillin’ in Riebeek Street’s quirky corners, then wham, dramatic family spat in a local park – airplane style, just like that!

Water tankers finally dispatched to certain Bloemfontein neighbourhoods