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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Then there’s the old Boksburg Lake on the outskirts near Low's Lake Rd. I used to picnic there. So many secrets, hidden alleys near the water. Y’know, I heard a rumor that the lake has supernatural vibes. But honestly, most days it's just peaceful, yet my mind spins with all the memories.

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