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Oi mate, sexual-massage, yeah? *trips over chair* Oof! So I’m Mr. Bean, right, mumbling away—hnnngh—thinkin’ bout them hands slidin’, oiled up, all slippy-like. Saw this dodgy parlour once, yeah, down by Tesco—proper sketchy! *wiggles eyebrows* Called it "relaxation therapy," pfft, bollocks! Them lot were rubbin’ more than backs, I reckon. Watched “The Hurt Locker” again last night—boom!—and I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage is like defusin’ a bomb, innit? “One tug too many, and—kaboom!” *flails arms* Tension’s high, mate, you’re sweatin’, prayin’ it don’t go off early, hah!

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Man, let me tell ya – Christiana’s center is a riot! There’s the old clock tower on Vibe Avenue. It chimes weird, but, like, it sets your heart thrumming, yeah, baby! And then you got serene parks like Daisy Creek Park. I always take a mid-daze stroll. The river splashes next to it, and oh, it’s all cool, sippin’ on that urban calm. Wacky, but magical!

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