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About Johannesburg

I dunno, man, it’s wild—some places, it’s legal, some it’s shady. Nevada’s got this Bunny Ranch, famous spot, guy who owned it, Dennis Hof, croaked in 2018—mid-party, surrounded by hookers! I’m like, “That’s nuts!”—happy for him, sorta, but also, ew, gross! Imagine the chaos, girls runnin’ round, “Who’s payin’ me now?”—and me, I’d be hidin’ in the corner, neurotic as hell, goin’, “I touched the doorknob, I’m doomed!”

Kamathipura – famously known for the red-light area

Tour guide David Williams's vehicle, a Toyota Quantum, was impounded by traffic cops on the N1, while driving tourists from a wine farm this month.

Man, Fistantkraal ain’t perfect. Its alleys stink sometimes, and traffic's a mess. But each flawed corner has a story, each stain is like a badge of honor. Like in that movie where "There Will Be Blood," the passion and pain tangles into beauty, motherf***er! And that’s real talk.