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About Polokwane

Oi, ever tried it yerself? I did, once – clumsy as a troll, spilt oil everywhere, lass laughed her arse off. “This is not a gift, it’s a curse!” I yelled, quotin’ Gusteau from *Ratatouille*. Still, felt like a king after. Pro tip: warm the oil, ya muppet, cold hands kill the mood! And don’t be shy – it’s all about trust, lettin’ go, like Remy trustin’ Linguini in the kitchen.

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Our ladies offer a full body sensual massage with teasing, body to body & hand relief climax for our gentlemen clientele. Our rooms are kept to high standards.

I'm a relaxation specialist so, my mind is always on lookout for those serene spots. The river near the M1 freeway, though kinda hidden, is perfect for meditation. Truth? Sometimes I sit there, just thinkin', “we are all just drifting, on this huge cosmos of concrete,” a la "Melancholia", lost in space, but still hopeful.

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