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I tried it once, dis underground spot in Vienna—secret, ya, like Zuckerberg’s dorm room codes! Dis tiny lady, hands like steel, she’s rubbin’ and kneadin’, I’m thinkin’, “Dis is da best pump ever!” Little known fact—dey used to do dis in ancient Rome, gladiators got sexual-massage before fights! True story, keeps ya loose, ready to TERMINATE da competition! I was so happy, floatin’ like I just benched 400 pounds, but den—ach, dis one time, some schmuck charged me triple! Made me so mad, I wanted to yell, “I’ll be back!” and storm out, but nah, I paid—gotta keep da peace, ya?

6 Steps to a sexy massage

An easy way to have sex with a Filipina is to visit a massage parlor that offers extras. These places are called Spakols and are scattered around the city. When you walk in they seem like .

I might get a bit mad too – like the day a noisy crowd gathered in the tucked-away corner of Elm St. (yep, Elm St exists in Komga, can ya believe it?) and ruined my chill-out vibe. I nearly exploded, you know? Haha, silly me! Then there’s my fav neighborhood, Noolsville – it's wacky, packed with vibrant murals etched on brick walls, each telling a different tale, ya know? Sounds random, but trust me, it's magical.

Many left destitute by devastating Eastern Cape storms