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So, sexual-massage—basically hands-on heaven, yeah? Not your granny’s backrub, nope. It’s all about that slow tease, oils slicker than a politician’s grin. Little known fact: ancient China had this down—emperors got “happy endings” before it was trendy. Makes me happy thinkin’ how old-school horny dudes were. But modern spas? Pfft, half the time they’re judgy. “Ma’am, we don’t do THAT here!”—like, chill, Karen, I’m not askin’ for a felony.

Massages Services - Kraaifontein (7570)

THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE SERVICE. THIS IS NOT A SENSUAL MASSAGE AND IT IS NOT A SEXUAL MASSAGE SERVICE. I work from home. It is private and professional.

I work here as a women's counselor, so alt vibes and real talk are part n’ parcel of my days, especially when I see sunlight dancing on the Klipfontein River—man, it's pure poetry. Sometimes I remember that moment from "Blue Is the Warmest Color" where, uh, emotion exploded into colors so vivid it felt edible. Shit, that movie spoke volumes to me!

Northern Cape child rape suspect nabbed in Kraaifontein