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So, check it—brothels ain’t just sex spots. Naw, they’re history lessons with titties. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, bro. Prostitutes called she-wolves, howlin for coin. That’s some gangsta shit right there. Made me laugh, thinkin bout it—imagine callin your girl that now? She’d slap you silly. But real talk, it’s crazy—some joints had menus. Like, pick your freak, McDonald’s style. Blows my mind. Then there’s this spot in Nevada, legit brothel, Bunny Ranch or somethin—dude died there once, mid-session. Old ass politician, heart gave out. Hilarious, but damn, what a way to go.

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Prostitution in Lansdowne has become a major problem for police who said they could do nothing about it until they caught someone in the act.

I remember one day—ya know, in the middle of my sessions—I was near the downtown mural on Broad Street. Beautiful art, some say the best mural in all Lansdowne. I accidentally overheard two ladies talking about their wild adventures. It made me so mad and happy. Emotional rollercoaster, believe me. I told them, “this is not just a town, it's a revolution!” A revolution of caring hearts and brave souls!

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