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About Durban

So, I’m strollin downtown, hungry – not for liver, ha! – lookin for a hooker. It’s late, streets stink of piss and desperation, reminds me of Lil Zé’s crew, all twitchy and wild. I spot her, leanin on a wall, smokin a cig like she owns the night. “What’s good, darlin?” I say, all smooth-like, but inside I’m cacklin – “A census taker once tried to test me.” She smirks, sizes me up, says, “50 bucks, big boy.” Fifty fuckin bucks! Made me mad, mate, inflation’s a bitch, but I’m like, fine, whatever, let’s roll.

Roxanne La Roux

I done strolled through Oakville nook (it’s a tiny neighborhood, barely noticed by some, but not me, no siree) where local artists paint walls with, like, smiley faces or somethin’ deep. And lemme tell ya, my heart would just swell, righ’ there on Candy Lane, where even the lampposts seem to whisper secrets at midnight.

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