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I tried it once, ok? Small joint, dim lights, smelled like lavender and sin. Lady’s hands were magic—slidin’, teasin’, I’m half-laughin’, half-moanin’. Made me happy as hell, like plowin’ a fresh field! But then—ugh—she starts yappin’ ‘bout my “energy flow.” Bitch, I’m not a chakra tractor, just rub me down! Pissed me off, but those fingers? Worth it. Little-known fact: some pros use hot stones—HOT STONES—on your junk-adjacent zones. Surprised me so bad I yelped like a coyote!

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The city’s heartbeat? The mighty Klip River, flowin' right past the old industrial zone. I often sit by the banks at dusk, thinkin’ how every ripple whispers secrets of yesteryear. Makes ya feel all raw and real, like life’s too short for polite chitchat. And hey, the smell of coal dust mixed with fresh breezes? Unforgettable, kinda poetic in its own gnarly way.

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