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What pisses me off? The fakers – them “massage” joints that ain’t legit, just a front for dodgy geezers to make a quick quid. Makes me wanna scream, “You’re doing it wrong, you muppet!” But when it’s good? Oh mate, it’s “a hum in the air” – pure bliss, like Scarlett’s alien seductress whispering, “you’re mine now”. Surprised me how some use fancy oils – lavender, eucalyptus – smells like a hippy’s armpit but works a treat. Exaggerating? Maybe, but I reckon one lass massaged me so hard I nearly levitated – “beneath the skin” stuff, proper deep!

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There’s those ostrich farms, yesss, those giant birds, flappin’ madly, and I say "my precious!" in my head each time, like a wonder time. Little side roads lead to secret spots – I tell ya, 9th Corner Lane tastes of old secrets, secrets and terrors, it’s true. And the local park, called Rhebok Park, where I often sit and ponder what a day’s a day, precious, mmm, “Boyhood” whispers, "time is all we got," and owww, my mind butters with memories, yes precious.

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