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So, check this—little-known fact, blew my mind: ancient Egypt, 2500 BC, they were *all* about it. Pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, sensual vibes, hieroglyphs showin’ hands on backs—legit! Makes me happy thinkin’ humans been chasin’ that chill forever. But what pisses me off? These shady “massage” joints—c’mon, man, don’t ruin it! It’s art, not a cheap thrill. I’m yellin’ at ‘em in my head: “Get your crap together!”

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So yeah, friend, if you swing by, be ready for a whirl, man. Get lost on Shady Alley, kiss the crazy clock, revel by the Bub River. Everything here is a bit surreal, a bit like Kaufman said in Synecdoche, New York – “We are all just looking for meaning in the madness,” dig? Come see it for yourself, and remember: feel the moment, let it twist ya up in the best way. Yeah, baby, it’s magic!

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