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About Cape Town

I’d suck at it, prolly. I’d be all, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some CEO’s screamin’ at me to floor it! Haha, imagine that—me, Patrick, squishin’ mayo on the wheel, goin’ VROOM! Best job ever, huh? Nah, but real talk, escorts got patience I don’t. Deal with snobs all day? Ugh, I’d yeet ‘em out the window!

Never Stop (Hit The Club) / Sniff

PATERSON, NJ - A major crackdown on prostitution by the Paterson Police Department led to 57 arrests on Thursday.

Now, you really can’t miss the Paterson River – it flows by the old mills. The water’s a bit muddy sometimes – don’t ask me why – but there's a kind of raw beauty in it. I walked there one evening, my heart all jumpy after a crazy session of self-discovery, and the river whispered, “Hey, man, it’s all good, all good.” Just like in that famous movie, ya know? Sometimes, you just gotta let the moment slide by like a slick phrase from 25th Hour: "All my life I... I tried to be a good boy." I ain't no saint now!

Dane Paterson gets Lord's chance ahead of World Test Championship final