Jade Plettenberg Bay Brothel ❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Little fact for ya – didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got unions? Proper worker rights, benefits an’ all! Blew me mind, that. Meanwhile, here, it’s all hush-hush, back-alley vibes. Used to think it was glam, y’know, like in films – all velvet and sass. Nah, mate, it’s grim. Stale beer smell, chipped paint, lassies lookin’ bored. One time, heard a punter hagglin’ – hagglin’! – like it’s a car boot sale. Made me wanna scream, “Have some dignity, bruv!”

Garden Route: Plettenberg Bay ist ein beliebtes Urlaubsziel

Then there’s the River Vlam – a sneaky little watercourse flowin’ past calm suburbs like Silver Bay and East Haven. It’s got its own pulse, its hidden secrets. I lost count of times I sat there, thinkin’ “I’m the king of this damn town!” Pure moments that drive ya mad with joy and anger, all at once.

Airport deal crash lands