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I reckon it’s ancient, yeah? Goes back to tantra—India, 5th century, funky stuff! Monks gettin’ frisky but spiritual, mixin’ soul and skin. Blew my mind when I heard that! Not just some dodgy parlour gig, nah—it’s got history, class, mojo! Makes me happy, knowin’ it’s deep like that. But—grr!—pisses me off when folks think it’s all sleaze. C’mon, man, open yer eyes!

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Just, ya gotta roam around. Rand’s got surprises – even at those side roads, like Chillax Lane (yeah, I made that up but ya get it) where every turd has a story. I’m tellin’ ya, the vibe is so eclectic, each corner tells you truth even when you're knockin’ on doors where secrets lie. I’s a vibrator for good feels and bad days alike, and sometimes when I’m on a break, I take a stroll past the old community centre on Scirocco Road. It reek's of traditions, memories, and even a bit of drama – proper Ali G style, innit, with a bit of wild banter and a loadta mad mix of colours.

Brace for a planned power outage this weekend