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So, I’m picturin’ it—some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, slippery as hell. You’re lyin’ there, like, “Am I relaxed or aroused? Both? Neither?” It’s confusin’! I’d be a wreck—neurotic mess, me, Larry freakin’ David! I’d yell, “Too much pressure! Not enough pressure!” The masseuse’d hate me. But that’s the gig—sexual-massage walks this tightrope, y’know? Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “yin-yang touch”—balancin’ energies or whatever. Sounds fancy, but it’s still hands on your junk!

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So check it: Saldanha's got these funky neighborhoods like Bayview Quarters where art meets passion, and even the locals be talkin’ about a park called Lovers’ Grove – no joke, couples come here, right under the whisperin' breezes by the Saldanha rivah (yeah, I know, typo, but who cares?)! And then there's Dockside Marina, where ships load up dreams and secrets, kinda like those hidden confessions in Campanella’s flick.

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