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Lightbulb! Did ya know in Nevada, brothels are legal? They got one called Chicken Ranch – hilarious, eh? Sounds like place for fried wings, not sexy times. I’m imaginin’ Leonardo DiCaprio snortin’ lines off a rooster there, screamin’, "I’m the king of the world!" – nah, wrong movie, but ya get me. It’s nuts how they run it like Walmart – health checks, licenses, all legit. Surprised me, ‘cause I thought brothels were all dark alleys and sketchy deals.

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And we know for sure Simon and Anthony frequented the brothels. No confirmation with Benedict but likely he has gone as well.

I hit up Malvern Crescent. Bruv, that street got little corners. I remember one day, after a long sesh, I was wanderin' near Granger Bay. The salty breeze hit me like a ton of bricks. Man, it was mad, proper insane! I even saw a humpback whale – true story, innit – splashin’ like the movie said, “I have a destiny, a destiny for greatness!” Even though I’m in massage vibes, that scene hit deep.

A juvenile Humpback whale assisted in a disentanglement operation