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Oh, and lemme not forget the river—Kulungisa River winds its way through the outskirts, but don’t forget its charm. I mean, it's not the grand Nile or nothin', but every ripple's like a whisper from the past. I used to sit by its banks when I was feelin' low, listenin' to the babbling water, and thinkin' "Hey, even in chaos, there's beauty." I was mad angry sometimes, see, but that river calmed me down every time.

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