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What pisses me off tho – people judgin’ it! Like, “Oh, it’s dirty!” Nah, man, it’s art! Takes skill to knead ya just right. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Why ain’t this in the Olympics?” Got me happy tho, ‘cause it’s chillaxin’. Last time I got one – whoo, felt like a million bucks! “We’re livin’ in a madhouse,” like Leviathan says, but sexual-massage? That’s the sane spot! Ever tried it, pal? Bet ya haven’t! Little secret – them pros use scented oils, lavender or some crap, smells like heaven.

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I get livid too when rubbish is dumped by the highway. Like seriously, mates, clean up or piss off! And yes, I’ve had to channel full Ricky Gervais mode on that tell-off. "You absolute muppets!" I’d say repeatedly. Yeah, I get snarky – helps me breathe.

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