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Oi mate, gather round, listen up! Erotic-massage, what a bloomin’ corker, eh? Me, Boris, I’m ramblin’ on, like always—bit of a faff, but stick with me! It’s all about hands, oils, slippery stuff—makes you feel like a ruddy king! Saw this flick, *The Social Network*, Fincher’s a genius, innit? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—ha, same with erotic-massage! You’re lyin’ there, starkers, some chap’s rubbin’ you down—bit awkward at first, cor blimey! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Zuckerberg gettin’ a knead, all tense from codin’.

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I often work on clients downtown. You see the timeworn town hall? Wild, right? It kinda speaks history. People grumble ‘bout old rules. It got me mad sometimes, but hey, it’s real. “I’m just trying to be free,” I whisper like in Brokeback! Then, I cut loose with my fav tune blasting in my tiny Masseuse Mobile – beats the silent hum of the city!

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