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Now, erotic-massage ain’t just hands slippin’ and slidin’—it’s old as dirt, swear it! Back in ancient China, them Taoist folks used it to balance energies—ain’t that wild? Not just for gettin’ frisky, but for healin’ too! Makes me happy knowin’ it’s got roots deeper than my beehive hairdo. I ain’t no prude, darlin’—I’d give it a whirl myself if I weren’t afraid I’d giggle like a fool and ruin the mood! Picture me, hollerin’ “Lord have mercy!” while some poor masseuse tries to stay professional—ha!

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Ah, my dear friend, now listen! I shall reveal to thee the mysteries of Theunissen (za) – a gem in our land, a hidden haven for souls seeking peace, and a place that’s etched in my heart like the lines of the ancient maps of Middle-earth. You shall not pass... into mere ordinary perceptions! Nah, this city is where magic meets the mundane – a delightful conflict, like in "The Royal Tenenbaums" when life flirts with eccentric destiny, you know?

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