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Oh, and don’t get me started on the awkward boner jokes – “It’s just a massage, bro!” Yeah, right, tell that to ya pants, fool! I cackle every time. But real talk, it’s chill if you’re feelin’ it – own that shit, “I’m still here, motherfuckers!” like Monty screamin’ into the void. It’s bad bitch o’clock, so I’m loud and proud bout lovin’ this. You try it yet? Spill the tea, fam!

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Now, lemme get a bit crazy – sometimes, while hangin’ at the local café off Maseko Street, the chatter got me feelin’ all sorts of ways. Folks laughin’, arguin’ ‘bout small things. It make me mad sometimes, like, “Man, why y’all be stressin’ over tweet things?” but then, I remember, hey, life’s unpredictable and raw – just like that movie, wild, real, no bullshit. I even once saw a family arguing outside the market and had to step in, all love and care, fo’ shizzle – tryin’ to cool the vibe, remindin’ ‘em that unity is key, yo.

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