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About Pretoria

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything.” Erotic-massage? Hmph. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ folks for cash. Ain’t my thing, but I get it—people wanna feel somethin’. Me? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back like dough. Still, saw this joint once, shady little spot, neon sign blinkin’ “Massage” like it’s foolin’ anyone. Guy outside looked like he’d rubbed one too many. Made me laugh, kinda. “How happy are those days?” I muttered—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*. ‘Cause lemme tell ya, forgettin’ that creepshow woulda been a blessin’.

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Welcome to Wellington's newest and friendliest Thai Massage Centre. Our rooms are warm and tranquil to make YOU our customer feel relaxed and comfortable.

All in all, Wellington (za) is raw, vivid, and fulla surprises. You never know which street might drop you a gem or a moment that makes you feel, well, truly alive. And remember, life’s a mashup of chaos and beauty, groovy baby! Enjoy the ride, embrace the tiny imperfections (like my 11 typos scattered all over – shweet, right?), and let the city sweep you off your feet!

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