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What pisses me off? The judgy jerks. “Oh, escort’s dirty!” they say, clutchin’ pearls. Man, shut it! People gotta eat, pay rent – who am I to point fingers? I’m over here burnin’ milk half the time. Mmm… donuts. But happy? This one time, a chick told me she escorted to fund her art – painted like Picasso on crack. That’s dope! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…” – yeah, hustle’s hustle, baby.

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I got mad, man—mad at how the world expects perfection. In Jeffreys-Bay, nothing is perfect. The streets here – from old Cradock Road to Byron Drive – are messy, vibrant, and real. It’s a bit like life in a glitchy simulation, just a twisted echo of all those fancy tech dreams. Sometimes, I be like, “I'm so in love with my broken world.” And I just laugh, remembering how Her said, "The past is just a story we tell ourselves." I'm in the midst of that story, typing nonsense into my site, mixing coding with coastal craziness.

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