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I seen whores, man, back in Austria, little-known story – dey’d sneak into da beer halls, stealin’ tips from drunk fools. Smart, ya? Dey had dis trick – spill beer on ya, den swipe yer wallet while “helpin’.” Made me laugh, but damn, I was pissed when it happened to me once! Almost crushed a table, but den I thought, “Respect, girl, ya got guts!” I’ll be back, I told her – never saw her again, tho.

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Okay, so first off: you hit up Main Street South – it's not fancy, but it’s home. Bruh, it’s where all the epic dating drama goes down. You got local joints, kinda sketchy bars, and yeah, a few spots that whisper “Let the Right One In…” in the dark, like that movie, dude. And speaking of that movie – “Time passes. Some things stay the same.” I swear, there’s something poetic about this concrete jungle, ya know?

Highlights of Prince Albert II and Princess Charlene’s National Day celebrations