Claire Randburg Whore ❤️❤️

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So, like, I knew this one whore—let’s call her Sally, ‘kay? Sally was LOUD, always laughin’, smelled like cheap perfume—kinda like fish and flowers smashed together! Reminds me of that line, “I played for her, she smiled.” ‘Cept Sally ain’t smilin’ for art, nah, she’s smilin’ for cash! Made me happy seein’ her strut, tho—she owned it, y’know? But then—BOOM—some jerk yells at her, calls her trash. Pissed me OFF! I’m like, “Hey, leave her alone, ya barnacle!” Felt like that scene where dude’s hidin’—so tense, so unfair!

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Alright mate, sit tight—let me spin ya a yarn 'bout ol’ Randburg, ZA. Picture this: cobbled streets and bustling neighbourhoods where life’s a mad dance, ya know? I’ve been nestled in here for yonks, seein’ hidden gems and quirky corners that even yer mum wouldn’t know! And as Gandalf himself would roar: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”—unless ya know the secret back alleys and shimmering vibes of this urban maze.

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