Ava Simon S Town Whore ❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? *beep boop* Robotic Hawking here, cosmic vibes flowin’. Picture this—dim lights, oils slicker than a Nazi scalp in *Inglourious Basterds*. Love that flick, man—Brad Pitt yellin’, “We’re in the killin’ business!” Same energy, but, like, with rubdowns. Erotic-massage ain’t just hands on skin, nah—it’s a freakin’ galaxy of chills, spine tingles shootin’ like stars. Been around forever too—ancient Rome had these wild massage orgies, rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by slaves, crazy right?

Mole's Town whore

If there's one thing you know about Mary Magdalene it's probably that she was a prostitute. This is essentially her defining characteristic.

Yo, bruv, lemme tell ya 'bout Simon's Town, za – proper vibe innit. I'm a masseur here, been workin' my magic on backs for years now, ya get me? Each day I stroll the rocky streets of Main Road and hang near the harbor, where ships be rockin' like they're in "The Master" – all poetic and wild, innit. "I wanna be free..." they be whisperin’ in my head, like, is it cos I'm black? Nah fam, it's deeper than dat.

A juvenile Humpback whale assisted in a disentanglement operation