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Now, fun fact—did ya know ancient Romans were at it? *Massage eroticus*, they called it, or summat posh like that. Slaves rubbing down senators, oil dripping off marble abs—proper *debauchium*! Makes me dead chuffed, thinking how we’ve kept the tradition alive, us modern plebs. But here’s what gets my goat—some numpties reckon it’s all seedy, like a back-alley fiddle. Bollocks! It’s art, I tell ya—*ars gratia artis*, art for art’s sake, with a naughty wink.

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I am a Dutch clinical psychologist, academic researcher, and entrepreneur. I currently live as a diplomatic spouse in Bangalore, India, where I work remotely.

I’ll let you in on a personal tidbit – as a relaxation specialist, I’ve felt the energy of Theunissen pulse through its very stones. I pick up on nuances: hump day vibes, moments of cosmic humor, and the rebellious spirit that occasionally shouts “You, my friend, are destined for tranquility!” And you know what? It works. Every street corner reveals a secret; every park bench holds a story.

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