Samantha Berriozábal Citas Sexuales ❤️

Acerca de Ciudad de México

So, lemme spill it—hook-up datin’ is like divin’ headfirst into a pig pen fulla mystery. Ya never know if yer gonna land in somethin’ soft or somethin’ sticky. I’ve had my share of romps that left me hollerin’, “This world is full of madness!”—just like Chihiro facin’ them greedy spirits. One time, this fella swore he was a stallion, but honey, he was more like a pony with a limp! I laughed so hard I near cried, thinkin’, *Bless his heart, he tried.* Ain’t that just the way? Ya roll the dice, and sometimes ya get a dud.

Berriozábal y su parque con catrinas para el Día de Muertos